but something unusual and very scary happened to me the other morning..
(in complete sobriety)
i woke up with incredible pain in my abdomen.
i was clammy, pouring cold sweats.
i started ripping layer after layer of my winter PJ's off.
then...my hearing went out.
and then... my vision started fading.
i started praying because i thought i was dying!
i began to try and weave my way through the house for help.
then it happened...
two giant glowing-white beings hovered above me, ready to take me to glory.
but then my eyes refocused and i realized,
i had fainted by the washing machine and dryer.
one of my battle wounds from the fall.